My mom is yelling at my brother and I overheard this.

Mom: GO TO YOUR ROOM
Brother: that's not fair
Mom: DO AS I SAY.
Brother: You never send Lizzie to her room when she's in trouble!!
Mom: Lizzie never leaves her room. If she were in trouble I'd make her sit in the living room or go outside or talk to human beings.
Me: I CAN HEAR YOU.

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#shit #no i'm exiting out of this cycle #cause i would also give a hell of a damn if maria died too #and then i'm just going to reblog it all over again #so no exiting cycle

Reblog this if you’d care if I wasn’t alive tomorrow.

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#shh #i would most defentaily care if megan wasn't here tomorrow #idec that i've now reblogged this twice in a row

Reblog this if you’d care if I wasn’t alive tomorrow.

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i accidentally messed up my life how do i start a new account

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me: omg did i reply too fast
me: they're going to think i'm obsessed with them
me:

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"So a dog walks into the forest and he sees a whale and says “aren’t you supposed to be in the ocean?” and the whale says “Yes."

- A joke told by the Russian exchange student that used to go to my school (via wickedpedia)

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